1. Kansas is now the most boring state in the country. Even Ohio KTFOs Kansas.
2. Last night James agreed to marry an old she-hobo even after she suggested he could be a homosexual.
3. We managed to lose the air mattresses off the roof of the car in suburban Kansas City. Pics may be to follow.
4. While crossing the Kansasian wasteland, my suitcase also decided to go for a trip of its own. Wily son of a b survived with a few bumps and bruises. Will have to inspect cargo for concealed damage at the next hotel.
5. KC to Denver is a looooongass way.
6. We met a racist truck driver at the continental breakfast. He managed to puke all over his table in the middle of his meal.
7. There is a ghost gas station in Goodland, KS. Garmin swears it exists, it did not.
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That truck driver is my hero. You should have paid his tab
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ReplyDeleteSorry about suitcase-everything OK?
Bye Bye mattress
Love you
Your dad said that would have been an opportune time to use the pepper spray he gave you!
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